I’m just saying. I was in Massachusetts two weeks ago when the East Coast felt its first quake in some time. Like, it was felt all the way from D.C. to Toronto by some accounts. Then. like a thrill chasing daredevil I spent five days in New York during Hurricane Irene. Another rarity for the upper East Coast. Plus I’m from a part of the midwest where we don’t even see tornados.
Now I’m hearing of an Earthquake in Alaska and a subsequent Tsunami warning. I’m done. I haven’t been inside a church since the last funeral/wedding but I feel like I need to start keeping a bible in my backpack along with my macbook, toothbrush and passport.